![John Wayne](http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w92/8I83wLVUil6tIe50yb82LdEggFR.jpg)
A dim witted, scrawny fellow from the country finds college full of bullies that trick him into various painful situations with the dean. His wife mistakes him for a prize athlete, and he's put on the football team. The big game includes unusual things like a mud hole on the field and a wasp nest substituting for the ball.